I am being forced to watch the X-Factor
Someone kill me please? You can have my stuff, just end my suffering.
Yes you might be a higher level than me, and most probably are better than me at this game (its not hard) but yanno what, its not actually an excuse for acting like a complete fucking cunt.
can i just say
that i HATE how the xbox 360 doesnt mark off what video’s youve watched. I have a terabyte hard drive full of TV shows and when i go to watch one i can NEVER figure out where the hell i am. I just spent 15 minutes fast forwarding through Babylon 5 episodes until i realised i had watched the whole season, now to do the same with Earth: Final Conflict. sigh.
The replacement part for my laptop is finally in, only took 3 weeks (Efficient Apple). Still, I suppose its faster than the white iPhone 4.
Today at work
Me: Welcome to the service management centre, Mike speaking.
Reseller: oh, um, is there an issue with making outbound calls? I have customers that cant make calls, and my non geographic numbers arnt working.
Me: Yes, there are currently issues with network congestion. The Ticket Master non-geographic numbers are over capacity due to the Take That tickets going on sale at 9 which is having a knock on effect on all other systems routed via our Nokia switches like your CPS customers.
Reseller: So its Take That's fault?
Me: Pretty much yeah.
Reseller: Fuck that, I never liked them anyway.
Sexual. That is all.
i like it when i see people get off the train at Deansgate…realise its not Piccadilly, then go to get back on the train and the doors have closed.
There is a guy at work called Nilton. I’ve been calling him Milton for the last year. Boy is my face red.
I’m bored, and in a bad mood, send me asks.
Two things I have learned today
1. Humous and Falafel are essentially the same thing. 2. Falafel contains Coriander, I detest coriander with extreme passion. but i love falafel.
A friend I've not spoken to in years
emailed me today. that was nice.
ask me shit yo.
I miss vodka.
chaosti: That is all. I still have your strongbow. It will remain undrunk. That is all.
im not bein funny right
but World of Warcraft, I’ve had to force close you twice today. Its annoying you know.
fuck off already
the headache ive had for the best part of 3 days is refusing to go. i did just have an awesome nap. in other news, its been two weeks and apple still doesn’t have the part to repair my laptop. hurry up already.
why do you tell me there are two posts when there is in fact only one? Can’t you count? Its not hard let me teach you: ONE….end of lesson.
i love being british and not tipping
Delivery man: Thats...err....£9.50 please
Me: *Digs £20 note out*
Delivery man: ok, here's £10....and....oh, i dont have a 50p
Me: Oh well you could just give me that pound coin instead then
Delivery man: oooh k *reluctantly gives me £1 coin*
Me: (walking towards door with pizza) Thanks, cya.
Fault ticket raised...
Customers get alot of hissing on the line when making calls… That’s cos there’s….snakes in the exchange. Geddit? (FYI, this is an actual ticket which got raised to me)
even android knows
On typing hollyoaks into my phone, it tries to autocorrect to “Bollocks”. Well played google.
paying for wow
last night left me with £17 in my account. i hate you wow, HATE. hear that, I HATE YOU.
ohnotom replied to your post: Tumblr If you want one for blogs, just go to someonesblog.tumblr.com/rss But I’m guessing that’s not what you want… I want an RSS feed of my dashboard. I’m a nerd right, and I have a kickass RSS ticker in Firefox that updates from the Twitter timeline. I want tumblr to be included in this, but the only way I’ve found is to get a website to use my...
why you no have RSS feed? Why you no be like other sites. YOU JUST WANT TO BE DIFFERENT. I just want RSS, and I cba jumping through hoops to get it…
Cougar Town Season 2
my wow just ran out
yeah so this is annoying
My beats (headphones) have broken again (for the 5 millionth time). So i emailed monster: Who told me to call their canadian call centre. Where I spoke to an irish woman Who is emailing me a form So I can send them to the Netherlands to be replaced. Efficient.
8 days till payday
and i have £26.30 left, im not sure if that is good or bad.
fuckup covered up
time to sit back and read my book
i have decided
i dont like this purple. i do like purple, just not this purple.
when ive spent all morning doing something dull, with little appreciable benefit to me, then i realise ive done it wrong. and i need to spend the afternoon covering up my mistakes. still, beats doing any real work.
Is it just me or did everything just taste purple?
nah, seriously though, why is tumblr purple?