October 2010
155 posts
I am being forced to watch the X-Factor
Someone kill me please? You can have my stuff, just end my suffering. 
Oct 31st
WoW
Yes you might be a higher level than me, and most probably are better than me at this game (its not hard) but yanno what, its not actually an excuse for acting like a complete fucking cunt.
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
can i just say
that i HATE how the xbox 360 doesnt mark off what video’s youve watched. I have a terabyte hard drive full of TV shows and when i go to watch one i can NEVER figure out where the hell i am. I just spent 15 minutes fast forwarding through Babylon 5 episodes until i realised i had watched the whole season, now to do the same with Earth: Final Conflict. sigh.
Oct 30th
ohyaye
The replacement part for my laptop is finally in, only took 3 weeks (Efficient Apple). Still, I suppose its faster than the white iPhone 4. 
Oct 30th
Oct 29th
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Today at work
Me: Welcome to the service management centre, Mike speaking.
Reseller: oh, um, is there an issue with making outbound calls? I have customers that cant make calls, and my non geographic numbers arnt working.
Me: Yes, there are currently issues with network congestion. The Ticket Master non-geographic numbers are over capacity due to the Take That tickets going on sale at 9 which is having a knock on effect on all other systems routed via our Nokia switches like your CPS customers.
Reseller: So its Take That's fault?
Me: Pretty much yeah.
Reseller: Fuck that, I never liked them anyway.
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
ITS PAYDAY
Sexual. That is all.
Oct 29th
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Secretly
i like it when i see people get off the train at Deansgate…realise its not Piccadilly, then go to get back on the train and the doors have closed. 
Oct 28th
There is a guy at work called Nilton. I’ve been calling him Milton for the last year. Boy is my face red.
Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
TMI Tuesday
I’m bored, and in a bad mood, send me asks. 
Oct 26th
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Two things I have learned today
1. Humous and Falafel are essentially the same thing. 2. Falafel contains Coriander, I detest coriander with extreme passion. but i love falafel. 
Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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A friend I've not spoken to in years
emailed me today. that was nice.
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
Yawn, Monday.
ask me shit yo.
Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
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I miss vodka.
chaosti: That is all.  I still have your strongbow. It will remain undrunk. That is all.
Oct 24th
im not bein funny right
but World of Warcraft, I’ve had to force close you twice today. Its annoying you know.
Oct 24th
fuck off already
the headache ive had for the best part of 3 days is refusing to go. i did just have an awesome nap. in other news, its been two weeks and apple still doesn’t have the part to repair my laptop. hurry up already.
Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
tumblr
why do you tell me there are two posts when there is in fact only one? Can’t you count? Its not hard let me teach you: ONE….end of lesson.
Oct 22nd
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i love being british and not tipping
Delivery man: Thats...err....£9.50 please
Me: *Digs £20 note out*
Delivery man: ok, here's £10....and....oh, i dont have a 50p
Me: Oh well you could just give me that pound coin instead then
Delivery man: oooh k *reluctantly gives me £1 coin*
Me: (walking towards door with pizza) Thanks, cya.
Oct 22nd
Fault ticket raised...
Customers get alot of hissing on the line when making calls… That’s cos there’s….snakes in the exchange. Geddit? (FYI, this is an actual ticket which got raised to me)
Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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even android knows
On typing hollyoaks into my phone, it tries to autocorrect to “Bollocks”.  Well played google. 
Oct 22nd
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paying for wow
last night left me with £17 in my account.  i hate you wow, HATE. hear that, I HATE YOU.
Oct 22nd
 ohnotom replied to your post: Tumblr If you want one for blogs, just go to someonesblog.tumblr.com/rss But I’m guessing that’s not what you want… I want an RSS feed of my dashboard. I’m a nerd right, and I have a kickass RSS ticker in Firefox that updates from the Twitter timeline. I want tumblr to be included in this, but the only way I’ve found is to get a website to use my...
Oct 22nd
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Tumblr
why you no have RSS feed? Why you no be like other sites. YOU JUST WANT TO BE DIFFERENT. I just want RSS, and I cba jumping through hoops to get it…
Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
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Cougar Town Season 2
Yes please.
Oct 21st
my wow just ran out
awesome.
Oct 21st
Oct 21st
yeah so this is annoying
My beats (headphones) have broken again (for the 5 millionth time). So i emailed monster: Who told me to call their canadian call centre. Where I spoke to an irish woman Who is emailing me a form So I can send them to the Netherlands to be replaced.  Efficient. 
Oct 21st
Oct 21st
8 days till payday
and i have £26.30 left, im not sure if that is good or bad.
Oct 21st
fuckup covered up
time to sit back and read my book 
Oct 20th
i have decided
i dont like this purple. i do like purple, just not this purple. 
Oct 20th
hate
when ive spent all morning doing something dull, with little appreciable benefit to me, then i realise ive done it wrong. and i need to spend the afternoon covering up my mistakes. still, beats doing any real work.
Oct 20th
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Is it just me or did everything just taste purple?
nah, seriously though, why is tumblr purple?
Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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