Machine washing a hand wash only sleeping bag. ZOMG REBEL. Why the fuck hand wash anyway? its a fucking sleeping bag, its not particularly delicate.
Claudia Christian is a voice actor in Skyrim? Why did nobody tell me this? I WANT IT NOW.
Bored now. Spent all day trying to get the TV tuner card i bought for my laptop working. No luck. All I have achieved is 10 blue screens of death, and season 1 of Babylon 5. my lyf rulz
I need an early night
Sleepy maik is sleepy.
omg, i love scottish plain bread. i dont even know what it is that’s different about it, but its fit.
Why is everyone in the UK all “Happy Thanksgiving”? YOU’RE NOT AMERICAN. It might be a tradition adopted from earlier European harvest festivals, but you’re still not american.
Craig Colton is singing in the canteen at work...
Just made a £3945 mistake at work. I was a grown up and admitted to it. I covered it up and pretended I did nothing wrong.
The Royal Mail website isnt working
and I need to rearrange a delivery. Fuck you Monday morning, fuck you. Also: I woke up at like 5am and was convinced today was Sunday and I didn’t have to be in work and I could spend the whole day in bed. Then came the crippling realisation that its Monday. Most soul destroying moment EVER.
Got a completed Cafe Nero loyalty card?
Order the biggest and most expensive drink. Nailed it.
I STILL CANT GET SKYRIM WORKING
I may have to resort of extreme tactics. Like actually buying it. Like going outside and getting a life.
Downloading Buck Rogers. I have such a nerd-on right now.
That awkward smell which you cant work out if its like some sort of beef stew or pie or someones really bad B.O. I’m assuming it some sort of beef based dish as its lunch time. I hope they enjoy their B.O. Pie. Sick fucks.
Things annoying me right now
1. I’m in work for no reason. There is a planned systems outage, there is literally no work I can do. I am being paid to sit and answer a phone that never rings. 2. I get get Skyrim to install on my laptop. 3. This coffee doesn’t contain enough caffeine. 4. I didn’t go to the gym this morning at 6am as planned. As a direct result of my inaction I am now a fat mess.
Hab SoSlI' Quch
Oh, I was just skyrimming it.– Dan B, on what he was doing last night.
I shaved, by accident.
I was trimming my facial bush and slipped. So it all had to come off and my face is bald. And I look like a lesbian again. Also this woman at work brought me in these squidgy hair curling things cos she said she likes my hair when its all curly. She made me promise I’d have my hair curly tomorrow. I work with some strange people.
Sushi for lunch
Bitches love suchi. I just like the little fish thing with the soya sauce in it.
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I missed the first 2 trains i was going to get to...
Working till 8 now for my sins. I have decided to give up on the overtime as of next week though and get back to the gym, LIKE A BOSS.
OMG this headache needs to fuck off. Watch this tomorrow when I have a 10 hour shift in work NO HEADACHE. FUCK YOU BRAIN, thanks for ruining another day off.
Is it really sad that I want to put the US air dates of the TV shows I watch in my google calendar so I remember to download them?
I hate how I always wake up on my days off with a headache and have to spend the day avoiding daylight. fml
Gonna make cupcakes
IF they turn out I’ll post some photos. If they don’t I’ll just delete this post and pretend it never happened while eating the failed remnants of my cupcake empire naked in front of a mirror.
Unless I get a good solid 23 hours sleep a night...
I WAS CLEAN FOR NEARLY 6 MONTHS
Then I rejoined WoW.
I am so sick of the sight of this office
2 days off though. Awesome