New year resolution
Go to the gym. loljk I’m just gonna eat cake. Bitches love cake.
MY PHONE'S BEEN SHIPPED
Set Fire to the Rain
Accidentally wore a v-neck tee to work and I’m showing off a little more of my chest rug than I normally care to in the office.
ordered my new phone today
Ohey tumblr. Hope you guys have a good christmas.
So I just spilled half a glass of wine all over my...
I’m so classy. However I’ve had a white tee on all day, and its still spotless. Even after eating nacho’s, decorating a gingerbread house, and making cupcakes. For anyone that doesnt know me that is nothing short of a christmas miracle. I usually manage to spill something on my clothes before I’ve put them on.
Kind of ended up spending £70 in the Topman sale. Dont even care. I got a lovely jumper. I also finally got round to buying a new septum ring. xmas eve 2k11 mi lyf rulz.
making mince pies
No idea how they are going to turn out. Pastry seems too complicated to make. Y U NEED TO BE KEPT SO COLD?
ohnotom replied to your post: Last day of work today before Christmas. Mostly… You can take tons of leftover xmas food into work and pretend it’s still Christmas and gorge yourself? So cute that you think I need an excuse to gorge myself.
Last day of work today before Christmas. Mostly going to spend my days off making mince pies. Back in work Boxing day. Crays for maik.
This week is shaping up to be pretty good. Today is payday, I got a free coffee from the canteen, my manager is off for two weeks and I’m only in 3 days this week. On the downside I nearly died walking from the train station cos it’s icy as fuck.
The tumblr app for android is just awful. Really, sort your shit out tumblr.
My septum ring keeps coming out when im asleep. I guess im picking my nose in my sleep. Im gross even when unconscious
Pretty much decided on getting a Galaxy Nexus now. I just need to decide between a £500 outlay, or a 24 month contract I’ll be bored of in 6.
I SURVIVED ICE SKATING. Because I didn’t go ice skating. I drank spiced cider instead and ate wienerschnitzel instead.
I’m 99% certain I haven’t got a car for Christmas. WHITE BOY PROBLEMS
Said I’d go ice skating later, but now I cba. I want to watch Dexter in the bath.
When you accidentally swear on the phone at work, and just hope they didn’t notice.
When girls say something is a “ball ache”. Bitch please.
fat-moonkin replied to your post: Everyone at work is handing out christmas cards. I… I hate that crap! I have great aunties and far off relatives sending them to me it’s like…..I hope you aren’t expecting one back, i have no idea where you live bahh humbug. I’m just being miserable and lazy, I sit next to these people and I cba. On the plus side, I got a bottle of wine for...
Everyone at work is handing out christmas cards. I hope they understand I have absolutely no intention of returning the favour. Also I got my secret santa a 25g pouch of tobacco. I cant quite decide if that makes me the best or the worst secret santa ever.
I NEED a new phone. Someone buy me one? Pleeeeaaaassseee? The lock button on my blackberry is half broken and it never locks or unlocks when I tell it. CRAYS FOR MAIK.
I would like a single plum floating in perfume...
Never doing that again. London overnight with work colleagues for the X-Factor, one of them is my age, the rest are all 40+. They spent most of the time stressing about everything, and making us turn up stupidly early just in case something went wrong. When they wernt forcing us to turn up early by getting taxi’s crazy early (cos menopausal woman cant use the tube) the felt the need to...
I’m home /sleep
Going to London for the night. Bai tumblr.
I want to buy Skyrim just so i can understand 90% of my dashboard.
Plan for X-Factor tomorrow night: 1. Find Marcus. 2. Take advantage of him. -ends-
Just ate a box of german ginberbread
Feel sick. No regrets. Some girl in the office gave it to me as it was Friday and I’m awesome or some shit. One bit was kinda in the shape of the US. I ate Florida first.