Anonymous asked: Why are you unnecessarily handsome?
Fuck yeah. Although I have 7.5 hours of work left, but still FUCK YEAHH. Work = Boredom. Ask me things…even anon’s are allowed.
just bought a palm pre
for no reason, it looked cool. its locked to O2, i cant even use it.
I have loads of expenses to claim. But I missed the cut off date for Jan. Bonus for Feb though.
Stupid girl on The joy of teen sex
“I don’t use condoms cos I just like think it ruins it” Yeah, AIDS ruins it too.
Heterosexuals are so complicated
Being gay isn’t much simpler, but at least what guys want is simple, 3 S’s: Sammich Sex Sleep In fairness I’ll settle for a sammich and a nap.
started failing at my project365 blog. but i dont care, i still uploaded photo’s…even if it is a photo of an excuse.
I want my passport to arrive quicker.
Ok, so I’m being impatient as I only sent it yesterday and it was only received today…however NOW NOW NOW NOW. I’ve spent most of the day looking a flights, and I can get to Berlin for like 50 quid. Get a hostel, and thats an awesome weekend in Berlin sorted. BUT NO, I’m not allowed to leave the country. Or at least if I did leave the country I wouldn’t be allowed...
Just checked online banking..
..and my current account looks like this: Debit Card - Rice Flame Bar & Grill Debit Card - Rice Flame Bar & Grill Debit Card - Rice Flame Bar & Grill Debit Card - Rice Flame Bar & Grill Debit Card - Rice Flame Bar & Grill Debit Card - Rice Flame Bar & Grill Debit Card - Rice Flame Bar & Grill I eat at Rice too much. Thats http://www.ricebars.com/. Feel free to...
drinking green tea
pretending to be healthy
just had a flashback of kissing at least 4...
i dont even know.
Groups of straight men on the train
A. You smell of garlic B. No one actually gives a shit about how you “was well wrecked last night an ad lyk 25 pints then loads a shots” C. You are also all ugly. I stand more chance of pulling a girl than any of you do.
What's all this about Zodiac signs changing?
It’s all bullshit anyway, so what difference does it make? Oh wait, I guess cos I’m Cancer I would be ambivalent about it. Whatever, go QQ somewhere else.
Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.– Sheldon Cooper
Every time I get a hair cut I hate it, and this...
GOD DAMN IT. Pictures later. No pictures ever.