April 2011
107 posts
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Cheese on toast
FOOD OF KINGS
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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How many times do you need to pray?
Apr 29th
The royal wedding
While I am no royalist (far from it), I will be watching it. Just because its on and its a nice thing to do on this free holiday. I am getting tired of hearing Americans in particular say how much they don’t care about the royal wedding. We know you don’t care, the little revolutionary war of yours was a hint. Get over it. Anyway TO THE PIMMS.
Apr 29th
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Warcraft is lagging?
I’ll just drink until my lag matches warcraft’s and it all cancels out.
Apr 28th
northamericanscum asked: the only problem with drinking jager on your own is that.. it should be gin.
Apr 28th
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Is drinking jagermeister on my own a step too far?
Apr 28th
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MY CREDIT CARD ARRIVED
I’m so excited. PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE. Edit: I also have an urge to say: You are now exalted with Lloyds Group Cartel Halifax.
Apr 28th
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nostalgicturtleparty asked: BONJOUR :D
Thanks for the follow (:
Apr 28th
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Hello new people
How are you? Ask? Look, there’s all of you down there. annaracecaranna piper-at-the-gates motherfunctions regardlessofnumbers teenaged-wasteland lazyshark alydee heyimchrista fatefellshortttt memiramedroga thedeli- perfectmanifest saxgirl teamsylvanas likeviolence-youkillme tothesea x3alldolledup snicklefritzzz -romance-is-boring sallymunster higginst tb-plankton ...
Apr 28th
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There is a tradition at my work whereby if it's...
I never do as I am far too selfish. But it’s some guys birthday, so I’m going to stock up on free cake.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
Payday Thursday
Until then I am flat broke, anyone want to donate money to the Bank of Mike? You will get nothing in return except my gratitude and a sense of smug satisfaction.  DO ET, you know you want to.
Apr 26th
Apr 26th
Apr 26th
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Anonymous asked: omg show us ur bewbz!
This anon wantz to see them!
Apr 26th
Ordering from just eat is possibly the worst...
but its easier than getting dressed and going outside, so I’ll put up with their shit website.
Apr 25th
Carrot sticks + hummus = BEST FOOD EVER
Apr 25th
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“It’s over Alan. Never contact me. You will never feel my super vagina...”
– Green Wing S01E07
Apr 25th
Unpopular opinion:
mimsie: Catherine Tate is the most annoying human being on this earth, and she can’t act for the life of her. She made Doctor Who (which I don’t like anyway, but that’s another story) really awful. How can you put a third-class comedian next to such a talented actor like David Tennant? I couldn’t agree more. She just cant act at all. The whole time she was in Dr Who she was just...
Apr 25th
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Didn't see this one coming - Kentucky Church wont... →
Apr 25th
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“Join me again next week on Let’s Make No Fucking Sense when I will be waxing an...”
– Green Wing S01E04
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Also I'm going to be really unpopular and say I...
Apr 23rd
My septum piercing REALLY hurts right now.
But I have Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. The only edible american chocolate (The rest tastes like packaged dog shit)
Apr 23rd
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Amg the weather is so nice etc
I’ve been stuck in an office all day so what do I do when I’m finished? That’s right, go to the cinema. I love sitting in the dark.
Apr 22nd
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“Booth: Who posts that many photos of themselves? Sweets: Someone with...”
– Bones S06E10 
Apr 22nd
AMG I cant be arsed
It’s been like 30c all day in the office as our air conditioning is as incompetent as TalkTalk customer services, and now I have a 2 hour driving lesson. I WANT TO SLEEP.
Apr 21st
chaosti-deactivated20121215 asked: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljy3trzzYu1qa2y90o1_500.jpg

NSFW. Not at all.
Apr 21st
Apr 20th
aaaannnnyway
I’m going to make cupcakes. Bitches love cupcakes.
Apr 20th
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This annoys me
Price in dead tree format: Price in Kindle format:
Apr 20th
lambtime asked: you are darn adorable.
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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I feel like I should so something with my day...
Probably not gonna though.
Apr 20th
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Jason Momoa is in Game of Thrones?
/drools. 
Apr 20th
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Anonymous asked: Can we have the sex, with the macaroons, in the bed, with the macaroons? With the sex.
Apr 20th
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“I’m gay fat. I’m straight thin, but I’m gay fat.”
– Greg Corbin (American Dad)
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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PHOTOBOOTH WORKS AGAIN
GPOY’S FOR EVERYONE
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
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fuckyeah
Everyone at work loved my chocolate macarons. I’m a master baker, bitches.
Apr 19th
Being made to listen to a phone call at work.
It’s torture. I hate my voice.
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
Apr 18th
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Sometimes I consider become a vegetarian again
Then I think about bacon and get a hard-on.
Apr 18th