May 2011
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mortalstrike asked: Collect yourself a Dan and come to venue tonight. This is the law of the jungle.
jamesnixonsteel asked: u r fat an ugli an u shoud delate ur blog.
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now if you'll excuse me i have cake to eat
Imma be obease on my next gpoy
I'm over being able to drive
I just looked at the cost of cars, which is totally affordable. Even a new one as Renault and Peugeot and good offers on. BUUUUUT insurance is stupidity expensive, I’d be paying £159 a month for the car and £450 for insurance.
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chaosti replied to your post: as if I can now legally drive
ROAD TRIP. Like the film, but more agy.
If i ever get a car this will happen
ohnotom replied to your post: as if I can now legally drive
YOU PASSED YOUR TEST?! Congratulations!
Oh yeah, first time. Only 3 minors.
as if I can now legally drive
if you live in or near Manchester you may want to avoid roads for your own safety.
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I have a feeling I will want cake later today...
SOMEBODY FETCH ME CAKE.
I will pay you in pennies. I will not pay you.
Ugly gays: Y U POKE ME ON FACEBOOK?
I got a verbal and still have my job.
Oh, and still get bonus.
Just called my union
And they were completely useless. Not just useless, but rude. I wasted 2 breaks trying to get through to the right people, and didn’t as half of them don’t answer the phone.
Thank you the Communications Workers Union, I don’t really know what I pay you for though.
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farawaywords asked: Hey, I'm about to purchase a Xoom or an iPad2. As a new Xoom user are you having more difficulty than expected or is it mostly pleasant? And why'd you get a Xoom?
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I'm really disappointed no one has made an LCARS...
Or is it just me that wants to walk about pretending I have a PADD?
I'm really struggling to find a way of viewing...
Tumblr insists on loading the mobile version (Despite no other websites doing this) and because its designed for a < 3 inch screen it doesnt render on the big screen.
The various tumblr android apps which are generally awful anyway dont work at all either.
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first tumblr post from my Xoom
I am actually in love with it and android honeycomb. It is so smooth and well designed. It just needs more specific apps for honeycomb and it will be perfect.
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My Xoom has been shipped
Should arrive tomorrow.
YAAAAAYE
oh, apparently I'm not being fired
Good news I guess.
Time to apply for jobs at our main competitor.
Zomg
I might be losing my job. Super awesome.
How cool would that be right.
januaryfifteenth asked: sorry if it creeps you out but, You're really good looking
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Shouldn't have had 2 afternoon naps
Gonna be awake all night now.
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Sooooo
I just spent £455 on one of these bad boys:
Dan is being mean. He wont get me a cheese board.
QQ
Trying to explain income tax to people in work
They don’t get it. They think they get “Supertax” on second jobs and bonus’s.
1. This isnt monopoly, there is no supertax. I believe you mean the higher tax band
2. Cute how you think we are paid enough to think our bonus will take us into the next tax band.
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jessicaandthedeathlyhallows:
Police: sorry we have no authority over… Pandora.
Sheldon Cooper: THAT’S IN AVATAR! World of Warcraft takes place in Azeroth. Goodness gracious, how are you allowed to carry a gun?!
I just designed my perfect onsie
On www.the-all-in-one-company.co.uk courtesy of Tom.
It was only £91.44.
Anyone want to get it for me? I would love you forever, give you a biscuit
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“Your unwillingness to accept empirical evidence suggests an attempt at flattery.”
– Beverly Hofstadter 