July 2011
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ohnotom:
chaosti:
mykachu replied to your post: Stupidly accept offer of a trim from mother.
never let a german near you with scissors. it will always end in tears.
Sound advice
Its never done me wrong. And look at me. My hair is fabulous.
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“It’s over, Alan. Don’t contact me. You will never feel my...”
– Joanna Clore
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When people complain Mac's don't have a right...
A. They do.
B. It just took my Windows XP work computer 2 full minutes to recognise I’d right clicked. So what exactly is so fucking great about it?
NOODZ 4 every1
lolgay
“You shoulda been a wank”
– Dan
Very seriously considering getting an iPhone 4
I feel like a traitor to the droid.
Oh well.
TIL there are "private" prisons in the USA
Imprisoning people for profit?
That is all kinds of wrong.
brb just going to read Das Kapital.
In movies...
…why does no one ever take tablets with water?
They just cram a big ol handful of painkillers into their mouth and chew on them like Skittles.
Just found a reseller called Outsourcery Limited
Now I have an image of a company offering to outsource your wizardry needs.
It's shit like this...
/RANT
So a few months ago I had a disciplinary at work, and I got a verbal warning for apparently bringing the company into disrepute on a public forum (I said “The demand model which means we work Saturdays is as reliable as the customer service” on twitter).
Now the customer service director (Who personally complained about me, and tried to have me fired) has just emailed into...
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Yanno it seems I've achieved more recently than I...
I paid off my overdraft
I have (Just this minute) paid off my credit card
I quit smoking
I learned to drive
Coming soon
Becoming good at photography
Learning spanish (or french, I am unsure which)
Yaymike
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Maple Syrup Latte
OMG DELICIOUS.
I assume this is all canadians drink. I am jelly.
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Facebook and Twitter are both pretty unbearable...
So I’m fucking well going to make sure Tumblr joins the club.
Blah blah blah.
That awkward moment your flying car crash lands in...
MY NEW CAMERA ARRIVED
It’s so awesome but to be honest I dont have a clue how to use it.
Must invest in some sort of book, and possibly some other expensive things to go with it.
omg ive only just noticed
The apartment im staying in is right next to a house which was on grand designs.
Im oddly excited by this.
To Edinburgh
Woohoo
Off to Ayrshire today
Bai tumblr.
I want coffee
But I’m too lazy to get up and make some.
Someone bring me coffee? I’ll make it worth your while.
I've actually bought Paper books recently.
Only because I couldn’t find some of them in Kindle format and they were also cheap in Waterstones.
If anyone is interested I’ve just read The Aquariums Of Pyongyang by Kang Chol-Hwan and I am shortly to read Pyongyang A Journey Into North Korea by Guy Delise followed by Red Plenty by Francis Spufford.
As a it of light hearted reading after this I also bought Darkly Dreaming Dexter...
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Apple TV y u take so long to restart?
I want to watch the x-files.
Kill me now
Just signed up for 12.5 hours overtime.
Yeah, only means working 09:00 - 20:00 5 days in a row.
Just ordered a Canon EOS 1000D
I know its like the worlds most basic digital SLR, but its cheap, and I will probably be rubbish at taking photos with it.
Got my birthday present off my parents
NGL I’m a bit disappointed I got £100. I really wanted a car.
It’s £100 towards my new camera though :)
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