August 2011
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The new Radio Times website is shit
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space-bees:
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Google
Please explain to me why you cannot find me pictures of hot bearded men eating cake naked?
I AM DISAPPOINT.
cnrjmsbnd-deactivated20120312 asked: random question, but what kind of cupcakes do you make!? i feckin' love baking :D
maisonmediocritas asked: where are you from? :0
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EEEWWWWWWW HOLLYOAKS
Managed to get to the remote in time
Last night I had the best dream
I had a shotgun, and any cunt who drove up my road in their little boy racer car or needlessly loud motorbike (cos the smaller your penis, the louder your bike) late at night I shot in the face.
It was amazing.
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Oh, I love your religion. For the crazy! Virgin birth? Water into wine?...
– Roger
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BUY ALL THE NUROFEN PLUS.
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THERE IS A MASSIVE FUCKING PRIDE PARADE AT THE END...
And I’m lay on the sofa in my boxers.
Giving a fuck about pride 2k11
Anonymous asked: I want to have your gay babies. Unf ^_^
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Just applied for an X-Factor final ticket
I have no intentions of going, I just want to say I had a ticket and didn’t go.
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hellonewnewyork:
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There’s an old German saying: “don’t blame the fish.”...
– Klaus
Run out of shower gel, use shampoo
Now by chest hair is weightless, with mirror shine and cashmere soft.
BRB just going to make a gay cake porn...
peanutgrigio:
X FAC-TURRRRRR
I wish I could just hibernate for the duration of...
Hurrah
I got the Blackberry to work.
Add me on BBM 20D426C7 gaiz
People that put "x" at the end of Facebook...
UNFRIEND
When people on facebook talk about "hacking" other...
REALLY, HACKING? Did you literally brute force attack their facebook account? Or did you install a cheeky little keylogger? Or setup a phishing site to get your unsuspecting victims login details?
OR did you just see that their browser had their password saved and click “Log In”.
Because in that case its not actually called “Hacking” its called “Logging in”.
...
WHAT?
Blackberry’s are registered with RIM to the original account holder and you need the original owner to call their network to deregister?
Nice and user friendly.
ohnotom replied to your post: My friend gave me her old blackberry storm as I’m bored with my phoneStorms are a bit meh, I spent about 20 minutes trying to select text to copy -.- Not their finest piece of hardware/software.block
phillipimo replied to your post: My friend gave me her old blackberry storm as I’m bored with my phoneWelcome to Hell. As a Crapberry user, I strongly...
My friend gave me her old blackberry storm as I'm...
Don’t have a clue how to use it. Does RIM look at how people use things and then do the complete opposite?
I mean I’ll get used to it, but the whole UI seems to be pretty counter-intuitive.
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mimsie replied to your post: Taking some books to Oxfam, but if anyone wants one give me a shout
Totally need to read a BSG book - was it any good?
It’s alright. It’s not a masterpiece of literature, but if you like the BSG universe its amusing enough. I’ve only read the one though, I never got round to buying any more of them.
Should I get rid my my lip piercing?
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Relax. Jesus. What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts?...
– Olive Penderghast
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I am not sure I want to learn about gangs from an area of America that has 400...
– Association of Chief Police Officers’ head Sir Hugh Orde on the subject of HM Government consulting with US “Supercop” Bill Bratton.
Taking some books to Oxfam, but if anyone wants...
Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Lindsay, Jeff
Ringworld by Niven, Larry
Ringworld’s Children by Niven, Larry
Battlestar Galactica The Cylons’ Secret by Gardner, Craig Shaw
Duma Key by King, Stephen
Hannibal by Harris, Thomas
The Plot Against America by Roth, Philip
The Red Flag - Communism and the making of the modern world by Preistland, David
Blowing Up Russia by Litvinenko, Alexander