August 2011
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Aug 30th
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The new Radio Times website is shit
Aug 30th
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space-bees:
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Google
Please explain to me why you cannot find me pictures of hot bearded men eating cake naked? I AM DISAPPOINT.
Aug 29th
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cnrjmsbnd-deactivated20120312 asked: random question, but what kind of cupcakes do you make!? i feckin' love baking :D
Aug 29th
maisonmediocritas asked: where are you from? :0
Aug 29th
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EEEWWWWWWW HOLLYOAKS
Managed to get to the remote in time
Aug 29th
Last night I had the best dream
I had a shotgun, and any cunt who drove up my road in their little boy racer car or needlessly loud motorbike (cos the smaller your penis, the louder your bike) late at night I shot in the face. It was amazing.
Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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“Oh, I love your religion. For the crazy! Virgin birth? Water into wine?...”
– Roger
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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BUY ALL THE NUROFEN PLUS.
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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THERE IS A MASSIVE FUCKING PRIDE PARADE AT THE END...
And I’m lay on the sofa in my boxers. Giving a fuck about pride 2k11
Aug 27th
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Anonymous asked: I want to have your gay babies. Unf ^_^
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Just applied for an X-Factor final ticket
I have no intentions of going, I just want to say I had a ticket and didn’t go.
Aug 25th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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hellonewnewyork:
Aug 22nd
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“There’s an old German saying: “don’t blame the fish.”...”
– Klaus
Aug 21st
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Run out of shower gel, use shampoo
Now by chest hair is weightless, with mirror shine and cashmere soft.
Aug 21st
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BRB just going to make a gay cake porn...
Aug 20th
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peanutgrigio: X FAC-TURRRRRR
Aug 20th
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I wish I could just hibernate for the duration of...
Aug 20th
Aug 20th
Hurrah
I got the Blackberry to work. Add me on BBM 20D426C7 gaiz
Aug 20th
People that put "x" at the end of Facebook...
UNFRIEND
Aug 20th
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When people on facebook talk about "hacking" other...
REALLY, HACKING? Did you literally brute force attack their facebook account? Or did you install a cheeky little keylogger? Or setup a phishing site to get your unsuspecting victims login details? OR did you just see that their browser had their password saved and click “Log In”.  Because in that case its not actually called “Hacking” its called “Logging in”. ...
Aug 20th
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WHAT?
Blackberry’s are registered with RIM to the original account holder and you need the original owner to call their network to deregister? Nice and user friendly.
Aug 20th
Aug 17th
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  ohnotom replied to your post: My friend gave me her old blackberry storm as I’m bored with my phoneStorms are a bit meh, I spent about 20 minutes trying to select text to copy -.- Not their finest piece of hardware/software.block phillipimo replied to your post: My friend gave me her old blackberry storm as I’m bored with my phoneWelcome to Hell. As a Crapberry user, I strongly...
Aug 17th
My friend gave me her old blackberry storm as I'm...
Don’t have a clue how to use it. Does RIM look at how people use things and then do the complete opposite? I mean I’ll get used to it, but the whole UI seems to be pretty counter-intuitive.
Aug 17th
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Aug 16th
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mimsie replied to your post: Taking some books to Oxfam, but if anyone wants one give me a shout Totally need to read a BSG book - was it any good? It’s alright. It’s not a masterpiece of literature, but if you like the BSG universe its amusing enough. I’ve only read the one though, I never got round to buying any more of them.
Aug 15th
Should I get rid my my lip piercing?
Aug 15th
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“Relax. Jesus. What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts?...”
– Olive Penderghast
Aug 14th
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Aug 14th
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Aug 14th
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“I am not sure I want to learn about gangs from an area of America that has 400...”
– Association of Chief Police Officers’ head Sir Hugh Orde on the subject of HM Government consulting with US “Supercop” Bill Bratton.
Aug 14th
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Taking some books to Oxfam, but if anyone wants...
Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Lindsay, Jeff Ringworld by Niven, Larry Ringworld’s Children by Niven, Larry Battlestar Galactica The Cylons’ Secret by Gardner, Craig Shaw Duma Key by King, Stephen Hannibal by Harris, Thomas The Plot Against America by Roth, Philip The Red Flag - Communism and the making of the modern world by Preistland, David Blowing Up Russia by Litvinenko, Alexander
Aug 14th
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