Can I just officially say I love having a driver with diplomatic plates. Mumbai is crazy. Not slept in something like 30 hours. Drinking beer.
I hate packing, I’ve spent 4 hours panicking about whether I have everything or not. I think I have everything though, and more importantly chargers for everything. SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS TUMBLR.
omg omg omg
I go on holiday tomorrow, so exciting. I *think* I actually have everything I need too. However I DO NOT want to be in work. I have so much stuff to do before I go. I didn’t sign up for responsibility with this job. hmmph
Annoying Guy: What do I have to do to get some more coffee around here?
Oma: Find true enlightenment.
The fat man: Mike, you used to work for Apple didn't you?
Me: *Sigh* Yes, why?
The fat man : My girlfriend, Sarah, sisters iPod is broken.
Me: Have you tried charging it?
The fat man: Yeah, but it doesn't charge at all.
Me: *sigh* give it here.
Plug in iPod, it starts to charge
Me: Yeah, it wasnt charged.
The fat man: I tried to charge it and it wouldn't.
Me: Yeah well, shut up.
The NetFlix interface on the xBox is really fucking awful. It’s so slow and frustrating to use. On the plus side, with new DNS settings you can access all of the NetFlix US content. +1
My boss just caught my entire team sitting playing DrawSomething after noticing none of us had done any work all day. Oops.
Whenever I need to transfer a call to someone else at work I just end up cutting them off. I probably shouldn’t even try.
pr3ttypoison-x: mykachu: People in work are talking about their weekends (Notably the fat man) and I’m just sat here screaming ”I DON’T FUCKING CARE” in my head. Same! And there’s a loud conversation between two women about how her 11 month old puppy does ‘the cutest things when he sleeps’ and some other crap. I get that being an annoying dick head is a lifestyle choice, I just wish they...
People in work are talking about their weekends (Notably the fat man) and I’m just sat here screaming ”I DON’T FUCKING CARE” in my head.
I think I’ve set a record today for “Least amount of work done in 8 hours in the office”. I’d like a trophy for this momentous achievement.
adiamondlandmine replied to your post: bahahaha. Just found out the guy that now sits… Ah abuse in the work place. Joyous :) I wouldn’t call it abuse, more like payback.
bahahaha. Just found out the guy that now sits behind me was moved there as the girl he used to sit next to eats tuna occasionally, and he hates the smell of tuna. Unfortunately for him I hate the smug self righteous sound of his voice, so I see a future of me eating lots of tuna in work.
Let her go. Let her have a husband and kids and a good life, while you and I...– Tom Paris
I really don’t like Teal’c’s smile in the later seasons of SG1. Its just creepy.
Escape To Neverland.: Tonight's plan. →
pr3ttypoison-x: Watch Community Get Drunk. Eat Pizza Get more drunk. Post some drunken things on Tumblr. Delete them 10 minutes later. Drink more. Get the guitar out & have a drunken jam with Simon. Watch loads of crazy youtube videos. Listen to music really loud & sing our hearts out. Cry because all… I’m gonna sit at home in my PJ’s watching Stargate...
Got a new supervisor on maternity cover for the next year. She looks like a crier. We’re placing bets on how many weeks until she cries.
23 across, the atomic weight of boron. The answer is ten. You wrote the word...– Sam Carter on Jack O’Neill
ohnotom replied to your post: Fuck yeah I forgot I had Bones to catch up on. … What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? I’ve not watched any since November, so i have episodes 4, 5 and 6 of season 7. It starts airing again on the 2nd of April though :)
Fuck yeah I forgot I had Bones to catch up on. Brennan and Booth you lovable little scamps, come here.
I was keeping a food diary on the fat annoying guy who sits next to me. But I ran out of space and got really bored. I got up to about half 2 and 3500 calories.
brb, going to watch SG1 in the bath.
We just spent half an hour in work discussing what we though each other would taste like if we had to eat each other.
I’ve not been in work an hour and already the fat man is annoying me.
Eurgh. I need to buy a suitcase today. But suitcase shopping is SOOO boring. In other news I may try making choux pastry later today. Or go to the gym. Probably the pastry.
So I was in a meeting this morning with some engineering types. Joking about with one I get along quite well with, making fun of him cos his manager told he he was happy about something so I said “Really, I didn’t think you were ever happy about anything”. (As he’s as negative and sarcastic as I) Then he puts his arm round me, and grabs and twists my nipple. Boundaries,...
Happy vagina day!
The queen looks pretty fit on coins from 1980, but she looks like my gran on...– Some guy I work with.
Here is a list of the things the fat annoying guy that sits next to my says which particularly irk me. In no particular order: Due to the fact that…. Basically because… What I’m advising you is… I am advising you…. What it is, is… Alls you need to do is… That is all, get on with your lives. Nothing to see here.
I love it when websites remember payment information. Means I can still buy things from play.com when I’ve been an idiot and left my wallet at work.
Too much pick and mix. I feel sick.